Date Night Ideas in London: Get Weird with Junkyard Golf Club

Looking for the ultimate date night ideas in London? Tired of the same old dinner and drinks routine? Shake things up and get weird with Junkyard Golf Club, in Shoreditch and Camden! Skip boring dates and inject some epic fun into your love life or mates dates!

Whether you’re planning a first date or your hundredth, we’ve got everything you need for the craziest night out yet!

Why Choose Junkyard Golf Club for Your Next Fun Date Night?

Navigate through a dystopian circus FEARground, face off against cage-fighting grizzly bears, and putt through a UV-splattered rave room. Level up mini golf at Junkyard Golf Club, the craziest golf club in the world! Our insane mashed-up courses will take you and your date on a twisted journey and send sparks flying.

What Makes Junkyard Golf Club the Perfect Date Idea in London?

Forget everything you know about mini-golf. We’ve got the CRAZIEST golf, epic cocktails that’ll make your head spin, and a whole load of weird junk. Here’s why we’re the ultimate destination for a date in London:

  • Break the ice: Nothing kills first-date jitters like trying to putt through a polluted paradise or sliding off the roof of a smashed-up Mini.
  • Competitive fun: Challenge your date to a game and see who’s buying the round at the end – LOSER BUYS THE DRINKS!
  • Epic photo ops: Our courses are Instagram gold. Snap a pic in a shattered hall of mirrors or with one of our giant props.
  • Cocktails to go crazy over: Grab an epic cocktail from our menu of Disco Drinks, with retro sweets, cocktails served in disco balls, and an all day Happy Hour (Sunday-Thursday) to keep the party going.

Which Course Should You Choose for Your Date?

We’ve got four insane 9-hole courses at our London locations in Shoreditch and Camden, each with its own twisted theme:

Bozo

Step right up to our dystopian FEARground! You’ll putt past creepy clowns, through ferris wheels, and over carousels of fear. For dates who love a bit of spook to keep each other on their toes.

Pablo

Putt through a polluted paradise with giant radioactive spiders, pigs riding toxic speedboats, and crashed narco planes.

Gary

Find your groove in this scrapyard garage remix. Slide off the roof of a smashed-up Mini and navigate through piles of scrap metal in Gary’s auto-junk disco den.

Dirk 

Brave Dirk’s Basement Horror Rave if you dare! Say a prayer before the electric chair, tackle the acid house iron maiden, and try to keep your cool in a horrific abandoned toilet. 

How Can You Make Your Next Date Night Extra Special?

Want to really impress your date? Here are some top tips:

  • Book online to avoid disappointment (and look super organised).
  • Arrive early to grab a pre-golf cocktail and a bar snack to settle those nerves.
  • Can’t decide on a course? Go for the 18-hole or unlimited golf options and try more than one!
  • Keep the party going with a trip to our retro arcade and challenge your date to a rematch on guitar hero.

Remember, our Happy Hour runs all day Sunday to Thursday, with cheap cocktails, pints and mocktails to keep the party going.

What About Food?

If you’re extra hungry after your golfing, we’re perfectly located for a post-golf meal. In Shoreditch, you’re surrounded by some of London’s best street food markets and quirky restaurants. Grab a bite at Boxpark or Dinerama before or after your visit to Junkyard.

In Camden, we’re in the midst of the craziest street food in London in Camden Market. Fuel up on one of the epic street food traders nearby after you’ve putted through the craziness at Junkyard.

Looking for More Date Ideas to Pair with Junkyard Golf?

Make a full day of it! Start with a stroll along the South Bank, taking in the sights and street performers. Then head our way for some crazy golf and cocktails. Finish the night with a ride on the London Eye for some romantic views of the city lights. It’s the perfect mix of classic London charm and off-the-wall fun.

Or how about this for a fun-packed day? Kick things off with a free visit to the Tate Modern, then make your way to us for some golfing madness. Round off the evening with a cosy dinner at one of the many fantastic restaurants in Shoreditch or London Bridge.

Why is Junkyard Golf Club the Ultimate Valentine’s Day Date?

Forget the cliché roses and chocolates this Valentine’s Day. Nothing says “I love you” quite like watching your partner try to putt through a mindbending ultra-violet toilet or saying a prayer before the electric chair on our Dirk course. It’s weird, it’s wonderful, and it’s guaranteed to create memories that’ll last way longer than a bunch of flowers.

We’ve usually got some mad cocktail specials on, and Valentine’s isn’t any different. Check out our Radioactive Love cocktail and Paradise or Poison shots for Valentine’s with a twist straight from Pablo’s polluted paradise!

How Can You Book Your Junkyard Golf Club Date?

Ready to take a walk on the weird side? Booking your Junkyard Golf Club date is easy peasy. Just head to our website, choose your preferred location (Shoreditch or Camden), pick your course, and select your time slot. We recommend booking in advance, especially for Valentine’s Day. .

So, come get weird with us! Ditch the predictable dinner dates and stuffy wine bars. Get ready for a date night that’s as unique as your relationship. At Junkyard Golf Club, we’ve got crazy golf, epic cocktails, and a whole load of weird junk. Come take a walk on the weird side – it’ll be your best date night yet!