Date Night Ideas in Newcastle: Get Weird with Junkyard Golf Club

Looking for fun and unusual date ideas in Newcastle Upon Tyne? Whether you’re planning your first date, a mates date, date with your nan, or your 5 year anniversary, the Toon has plenty to offer to pairs looking for an unforgettable date night. If you’re tired of the same old dinner and drinks routine, it’s time to take a walk on the weird side at Junkyard Golf Club!

This is why Junkyard Golf Club Newcastle should be at the top of your list for date nights, along with some other ideas to make your evening unforgettable.

Why Choose Junkyard Golf Club for Your Newcastle Date Night?

When it comes to creative date ideas in Newcastle, Junkyard Golf Club is in a league of its own. Here’s why we’re the perfect place to kick off your romantic evening:

Crazy Golf with a Twist

Forget boring mini golf. Our courses are packed with weird junk, unexpected obstacles, and enough neon to make your eyes pop. It’s the craziest golf club in the world!

Epic Cocktails

Our bars are more like nightclubs than golf clubs. With a menu of epic cocktails to choose from, you can sip on something insane while you show off your putting skills. Try our bubblegum-flavoured Fizz Pop with popping candy, or the Disco is Dead served in an actual disco ball! Our ALL DAY Happy Hour (Sun-Thurs) is the best way to get the party started.

To celebrate Valentine’s Day, check out our Radioactive Love cocktail and Paradise or Poison shots for Valentine’s with a twist straight from Pablo’s polluted jungle!

Always remember, LOSER BUYS THE DRINKS!

Unique Atmosphere

Where else in Newcastle can you putt past creepy clowns, face off against 8-foot cage-fighting grizzly bears, and slide off the roof of a smashed-up Mini? Our courses are the craziest conversation starters, perfect for breaking the ice on a first date, rekindling the spark in a long-term relationship, or doing something different to usual with your best mate.

Central Location

Right in the centre of Newcastle, we’re easy to get to and surrounded by other great spots for continuing your date night after you’ve conquered our twisted crazy golf courses.

What Can You Expect at Junkyard Golf Club Newcastle?

Our Newcastle venue offers three mind-bending 9-hole courses, each with its own twisted theme:

1. Bozo

Step right up to our dystopian FEARground! Putt your way past creepy clowns, through ferris wheels, and over carousels of fear. Don’t get lost in the twisted hall of mirrors!

2. Pablo

Fancy a trip to a polluted paradise? On Pablo, you’ll face off against cage-fighting grizzly bears, avoid crashed narco planes, and navigate stolen toxic speedboats. 

3. Gary

Get ready to find your groove in this scrapyard garage remix. Slide off the roof of a beat-up car, putt through piles of auto-junk, and discover the disco den you never knew you needed.

What Other Date Night Ideas Pair Well with Junkyard Golf?

After you’ve putted your heart out at Junkyard Golf Club, why not continue your quirky date night with these Newcastle favourites:

  • Dinner with a View: Head to the Quayside for a romantic meal overlooking the Tyne. The Muddler offers pan-Asian cuisine and cocktails, perfect for discussing your golfing victories.

  • Romantic Stroll: Take a leisurely walk through Jesmond Dene, especially beautiful at sunset. It’s a great way to wind down after the excitement of Junkyard Golf.

  • Late-Night Desserts: Satisfy your sweet tooth at Kaspa’s Desserts or Creams, both open late and perfect for sharing a romantic sundae or waffle. The sugar rush will keep your energy high after all that putting!

  • Comedy Night: End your evening with laughs at The Stand Comedy Club. Check their schedule for shows throughout the week.

  • Live Music at The Globe: Catch some live tunes at this intimate venue. The casual atmosphere is perfect for continuing conversations started over crazy golf.

How to Make the Most of Your Junkyard Golf Date Night

Here are some top tips to ensure your date at Junkyard Golf Club is a hole-in-one:

  • Book in advance: While we do accept walk-ins, booking online guarantees your spot and saves time.

  • Arrive early: Give yourselves plenty of time to soak in the atmosphere and maybe enjoy a pre-game cocktail.

  • Challenge each other: Nothing spices up a date like a bit of friendly competition. Loser buys the drinks!

  • Try two courses: Can’t decide which course to play? Our 18-hole ticket lets you try two, giving you more time to impress your date with your putting prowess.

  • Take advantage of Happy Hour: Available Sunday to Thursday ALL DAY, our £6 cocktail and £4 pint Happy Hour is easy on the wallet and perfect for a midweek date night. We’ve also got £3.50 mocktails for those of you looking for date ideas without drinking!

Ready to Get Weird on Your Next Date Night?

Junkyard Golf Club is bringing you crazy golf, epic cocktails, and a whole load of weird junk right in the heart of Newcastle. Whether you’re looking for fun first date ideas in Newcastle or trying to spice up your regular date nights, we’ve got you covered.

So, what are you waiting for? Book your slot now and get ready to take a walk on the weird side at the craziest golf experience in Newcastle.